Don’t Worry, Be Happy – Bob Marley Music Code
reclusive reflections
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs...
your probably adequately medicated
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what we have here is a failure to
communicate
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bipolaroid moment
bipolar people are NOT paranoid... something is out to get us
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a joke that caught my eye
In the cemetery I saw 4 men carrying a coffin round and round. 3hrs later I saw the same men with the same coffin and thought to myself they've obviously lost the plot
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Neanderthal
Awoke on this fine morning to the clamor of the day
i stepped in side my living room and wished id run away
As I looked around the devastation, the chaos and debris
I heard five guilty voices… their pleas “it wasn’t me”
Well heck… I guess I slept so sound last night… I guess I didn’t know
A localized hurricane… was whipping up a blow
Sweet hubby with his blatant charm, offered to set it right
It doesn’t matter... I smiled sweetly, you still get non tonight
All day I had to listen, to the repetition of his woe
I murmured placating comments… as I thought where he could go
He actually tried conversing with all the elegance of an ape
He started sounding reasonable… guess its time to medicate
I got these pretty pink pills… to help me make it through
“But seeing as how you’re the biggest cause… should I be giving them to you”
Perhaps if he were sedated… I wouldn’t be at beck and call
Perhaps I was mistaken…
to marry a Neanderthal
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who says the church no longer cares?
it's true they do care how sweet
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another joke from the Julie Sneddon bumper book of fun
(i hope she doesnt demand royalties for me posting them here)
Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms-receptionist asks "will i put them on your bill sir?" Daffy replies, dont be thuckin stupid il thuffocate!
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bipolaroid moment
every day is a new opportunity to fly to greater heights or alternatively crap yer self in fear depending on which phase your in
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hmmm where do i sign up ?
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Granny and Grandad sitting at the breakfast table. Granny says "oh my nipples are hot" Grandad says "course they are one's in your coffee others in your fucking porridge
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reclusive reflections
fear of people (social phobia) is not in actual fact a phobia nor a sign of insanity .. its proof of sanity after all have you ever read the news papers or a history book????????
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they serve tossed salad i hear and to grey fred thanks so much for informing me what tossed salad was code for, i can no longer look at a bowl of the stuff in quite the same way again
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So I said to my Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" she said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"
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How many people with Bipolar Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?
By chatobstewart
One dammit and if you ask that stupid question again i’m stuff the dam thing down your…… Oh I’m sorry I did not mean that please I’m sorry…
(my own answer is usually None cuz who gives a fuck)
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is there a reward????
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went to the doctors with hearing problems,the doctor asked me to describe my symptoms,so i said "homers a fat yellow git and marge has got blue hair"
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and just to add a little cuteness to the whole thing we have the following photo for all you pet lovers out there
and i thought i suffered from anxiety disorder
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reclusive reflections
i don't have social phobia, i don't fear going out there amongst "them" in the slightest, until some evil sod makes me leave the house
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The Top Ten Reasons that you might have Bi-polar disorder
10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.
9. You think of death as an interesting alternative
8. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a good rest.
7. What do you mean you're tired—I had only 3 orgasms!
6. You can not remember the number 7.
5 You know the names of at least three antidepressants and fifteen
mood stabilizers.
4 You need to employ some one to hold a gun to your head just to get some shit done
3 You bring your own research to the doctor's.
2 You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do
in four days.
And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:
1 Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this
morning you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the
peanut butter or under it.
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A transistors with mood disorders?
guessing it tells you to piss off if the down load fails
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